Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Valentine day sms

आया था पकड़ने दरोगा खता करने वालों को...
उसे भी दया आ गई प्यार करने वालों पे...
भूल गया वो उन्हें हथकड़ी लगाना..
याद आ गया उसे अपना गुजरा जमाना..!!


प्यार में  क भी जबरदस्ती नहीं की जाती है..
मोहब्बत की सौगात प्यार से ली जाती है..
अगर फिर भी न समझ आए सड़क छाप आशिकों को..
तो फिर लड़कियों की चप्पल अपना काम दिखाती है...


लवेरिया के मरीज तेरी तमीज कहां है
लड़कियों के पाले पड़ा तो फिर ढूंढेगा कमीज कहां है..
वैलेंटाइन पर होश में रहना, होश न गंवाना..
दूसरे की गर्लफ्रेंड के पास न जाना..
वरना मुश्किल पड़ जाएगा तुझको बचाना..

Happy Promise day Sms

Ye Promish Hai Humara,
Na Chhodenge Kabhi Saath Tumhara.
Jo Gaye Tum Hume Bhool Kar,
Le Aayenge Pakad Kar Haath Tumhara.
Happy Promise Day
************
Tum udas udas se lagte ho,
koi tarkib batao manane ki..
Promise hai tumse mai zindagi girvi rakh sakta hun,
tum keemat batao muskarane ki….
Happy Promise day..
************
Mohabbat Dill,Jaan,Rog, Soz Hoti Hai
Mohabbat Sog, SHAM, Raat Hoti Hai
Mohabbat Jhilmilati Aankh Men Barsaat Hoti Hai…
Happy Promise Day
 ************
Wada Na Karo Agar Tum Nibha Na Sako,
Chaho Na Usko Jise Tum Pa Na Sako,
Dost To Duniya Me Bahot Hote Hai,
Par Ek Khas Rakho Jiske Bina Tum Muskura Na Sako
Happy Promise Day
 ************
Aaj Promise Day Hai apne Pyar Se Kro Wada Keh
Kabhi Na dil dukhao Gay, Kabhi Na Chhor K Jao Gay
Us K Gham Mein Sog Khushi Mein Muskurao Gay
Har cheez Se Bahd K Sirf Usi Ko chaho Gay
Kro Wada or Pa Lo Us Ki Muhabbat
Happy Promise Day to you 
 ************
Ho puri apke dil ki har khwahish..,
Aur mile khushio ka jaha sara..
Agar aap mange asma ka 1 Tara..,
To,
Khuda De-de Apko Asman Sara..!!
Happy Promise Day to you 

Friday, January 24, 2014

Husband-Wife Sms Jokes & Messages


Santa 2 cigarette ek saath pee raha tha

Santa 2 cigarette ek saath pee raha thaa.
Patni: 2 cigarette kyon peete ho?
Santa: Dost kee yaad aati hai na.. ek meri hoti hai aur ek mere dost ki.
Kuchh dino baad Santa ek hi cigarette peene laga.
Patni ne poochha: Dost ko bhool gaye kya?
Santa: Nahi Pagli, maine cigarette peena chhod diya hai!!!

Pati pepsi ko samne rakh ke udas baitha tha!

Pati pepsi ko samne rakh ke udas baitha tha!
Patni aayi aur pepsi pi gayi aur boli aaj aap udaas kyon hai?
Pati- aaj to din hi kharab hai
Subah tumse jhagda ho gaya raste me car kharab ho gayi
office late puhncha
boss ne naukri se nikal diya..
ab suicide ke liye pepsi me zaher milaya tha..
wo bhi tum pi gayi :D

Wife: Phone pe itni dhimi aawaz me kis se bat kar rahe ho?

Wife: Phone pe itni dhimi aawaz me kis se bat kar rahe ho??
Husband: Bahen hai..!
Wife: To fir itni dhimi aawaz me kis liye?
Husb: Teri hai… isiliye.

Biwi ek din office se thoda jaldi ghar pahuchi toh

Biwi ek din office se thoda jaldi ghar pahuchi toh
chup-chaap bedroom ka darwaza khola toh….
dekha ke kambal mein 2 ke bajaye 4 taangein nazar aa rahi thi.
Usne ek cricket bat uthaya aur zor-zor se maarna shuru ho gayi.
Jab maar-maar ke thak gyi toh paani peene kitchen mein gayi…
aur dekha ki uska PATI bahar balcony mein bathe magazine padh raha hai.
Pati bola:
Tumhare Mummy-Papa aye hain aur maine unko bedroom mein sulaya hai.
Jaa ke mil lo..

Husband wife Sms Jokes 

 

Wife drinking WHISKEY,
asked “Tum kaun ho?”
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Husband: Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
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.
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Wife: Nasha har gum bhula deta hai…. “Bhaisaab”..!!:D

A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for there anniversary

A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for there anniversary
and then his wife didn’t speak to him for 6 months.
Was the neclace fake?
No. that was deal..!! :’D 
:D

A man was walking in rain


A man was walking in rain
A sweet lady: Why don’t u share my umbrella ?
Man: no sister its fine (And he walked away)
Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi Piche biwi aa rahi thi

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d

What is the best example of once in a lifetime opportunity?


What is the best example of ‘once in a lifetime’ opportunity?
A Mosquito lands on your wife’s face,
& u get the rarest opportunity of your life..
Never miss it!! ;)

Husband: can u be the moon of my life?


Husband: can u be the moon of my life?
Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
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Husband: Great! then….
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!! 


:twisted:

Kahte hain, Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai


Kahte hain..
Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai..
Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki
gaantthe kholne ke liye hi zamin par bheja jaata hai.

Man: is there any medicine for long life?


Man: is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: get married
man: will it help?
Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts


Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya


Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga? :D


Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!


Santa ke lips jale hue the


Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya :*


Apne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal Beto ko milta hai


Apne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal Beto ko milta hai,
Lekin kabhi-kabhi Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal,
Unke DAMADON ko bhi Bhugatana padta hai!


Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho


Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho
To
Biwi ko tang na kare
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Khud uthkar apne hath se
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.
Pani pee lein!!
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.


Ek aurat saheli se


Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha!
Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..?
Aurat: Mera Pati kya,
mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.


Im not feeling well


Im not feeling well..
Husband: Ohhoo I was thinking to go for a dinner!!
Wife: I was joking dear..
Husband: Me too,
Chal uth rotti bana shabas.

Friday, December 20, 2013

motivational hindi sms

(1)
Jab Kuch Second Ki Muskurahat Se Tasveer Achchi Aa Sakti Hai,
To Hamesha Muskura Ke Jeeney Se Zindagi Achchi Q Nahi Ho Sakti..!!
(2)
Samay Ke Saath Badal Ne Ka Hoonar To Har Koi Rakhta Hai..
..Janab..
Mzaa To Tab Aaye Jab Waqt Badal Jaye Aur Insaan Na Badle..!!
(3)
Agar Aap Ek Pencil Ban Kar Kisi Ki Khushiya Nahi Likh Sakte,
To..
Koshish Karo Ki Achcha Rubber Ban Ke Kisi Ke Gum Mita Do..!!
(4)
AMEER Itne Bano Ki Aap Kitni Bhi KEEMTI Cheez Ko Chaho Tab Kharid Sako..
KEEMTI Itne Bano K Is Duniya Ka Koi AMEER Se AMEER Bhi Apko Kharid Na Sake..!!
(5)
Dost Aur Dushman Ko Kabhi Vishwas Dilane Ki Zarurat Nahi Hoti..
Kyuki..
Dushman Kabhi Yakeen Nahi Karega,
Aur Dost Kabhi Shaak Nahi Karega..!!
(6)
Aasani Se Kuch Na Mile To Udas Mat Hona,
Mil Jayega Sab To Fir Koshish Kya Karoge..?
Sapney Sab Haqiqat Nahi Hote,
Agar Hoge Sab Haqiqat To Fir Sapney Kya Dekhoge..??
(7)
Aapne Gumo Ki Numaish Na Kar,
Apne Nasib Ki Yu Ajmaish Na Kar,
Jo Tera Hai Wo Tere Dar Pe Ayega Jarur,
Roz-Roz Use Pane Ki Khwaish Na Kar..
(8)
Khushiya Milti Nahi Mangne Se,
Manzil Milti Nahi Raah Par Ruk Jane Se,
Bharosa Rakhna Khud Par Aur Bhagwan Par,
Sab Kuch Deta Hai Wo Sahi Waqt Aane Par..
(9)
 Thought Of The Day:
Kisi Se Koi Chiz Maango To Aise Maango Jese Tumhare Baap Ki Thi..
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.
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Aur Nahi Mili To Konsa Tumhare Baap Ki Thi..!!
(10)
Zindagi Ke Liye Kabhi Bhi Kharab Vichar Aaye,
To Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna,
Tum Jo Zindagi Jee Rahe Ho,
Wo Bhi Kisi Ke Liye Sapney Jeisi Hogi..!!

(11)
Kisi Bhi Ummid Ke Bina, Hamesha Sabka Achcha Karne Ki Koshish Karna..
Kyuki Kisi Ne Kaha He Ki,

Jo Log Phool Bechte He, Uske Haathon Mein Khushbu Reh Hi Jati Hai..!!

(12)
Insaan Bhi Kya Chij He..
Daulat Kamane Ke Pichhe Sehat Kho Deta He.
Fir Sehat Ko Pane Ke Liye Daulat Kho Deta He.
Jeeta Aise He Jaise Kabhi Marega Hi Nahi.

Or Maar Aise Jata He Jaise Kabhi Jeeya Hi Nahi..!!

(13)
‘Taqaat’ Ki Jarurat Tab Hoti Hai Jab Kuch ‘Bura’ Karna Ho,

Warna ‘Duniya’ Me Sab Kuch Paaney Ke Liye ‘Pyaar’ Hi Kaafi Hai..

(14)
Ek Sach:
Ek ‘Sachcha’ Chahne Wala Apse Har Tarah Ki Baatein Share Karta Hai,
..Magar..

‘Dhoka’ Dene Wala Sirf Apko ‘Achchi’ Lagne Wali Hi Baatein Karta Hai..

(15)
Teri Kismat Ka Likha Tere Se Koi Le Nahi Sakta..!
Agar Uski Mehar Ho To Tujhe Wo Bhi Mil Jayega,

Jo Tera Ho Nahi Sakta..!!

(16)
Samje Bina Kisiko Pasand Mat Karo,
Aur Samje Bina Kisiko Kho Bi Mat Dena,
Kyuki Fikar Dil Me Hoti Hai Shabdo Me Nahi,

Aur Gussa Shabdo Me Hota Hai Dil Me Nahi..

(17)
Pyaar Or Dosti Me Race Ho Rahi Ho To Kon Jitega??
Ans - Koi Nahi.
Kyu?
.
Kyunki..
Dosti Hamesha Samjhota Kar Leti Hai,

Aur Pyaar Hamesha Kurbaani De Deta Hai..

(18)
Is Duniya Me 2 ‘Poudhe’ Ese He Jo Kabhi Murjhate Nahi,
Aur Agar Jo Murjha Gaye To Fir Uska Koi ‘Ilaaj’ Nahi..
1 - ‘NISWARTH PREM’

2 – ‘ATUT VISHWAS’

(19)
‘Samay, Satta, Sampatti Aur Sharir Sadaa Saath Nahi Dete..’

“Sant, Samjan, Satsang Aur Sambandh Sadaa Saath Dete Hai..”

(20)
Har 1 Rishta 1 ‘Madhpude’ Ki Tarah Hota Hai,
Meetha, Madhur…

Par Chhedo Nahi Tab Tak..!!

(21)
Tum Kitne Bhi Achche Kam Karo,
Kitne Bhi Achche Bano, Imaandar Bano,
Par Duniya To Sirf Tumhari Ek Galti Ki Hi Raah Mein Rehti Hai,

So, Live with your way..!

(22)
Zindagi Me Hamesha Sabki Jarurat Rakho,
Par Kabhi Kisi Ki Kami Nahi,
Kyunki,
Jarurat Aur Bhi Koi Puri Kar Sakta Hai,

Par “KISI KI KAMI KOI PURI NAI KAR SAKTA”

(23)
Suvarna Vichar:
“Zindagi Me Dhoke Badi Aasani Se Mil Jate Hai…

Par Mouke Nahi….”

(24)
‘Muskura Kar Jo Dekho To Sara Jahan Hasin Dikh Jata Hai..’
Warna..

‘Bhigi Aankhon Se To Aaine Me Apna Chehra Bhi Dhundhla Nazar Aata Hai..’

(25)
“Insaan Ke Ander Jo Samaa Ke Rahe Wo ‘SWABHIMAAN’

Aur Jo Bahar Chhalkey Wo ‘ABHIMAAN’

(26)
Zindagi Me Har Insaan Ya Chiz Ki Kimmat 2 Hi Sanjogo Me Samajme Ati Hai..
1 – ‘PAANE’ Se Pehle..

2 – ‘KHONE’ Ke Baad..!

(27)
Kisi Ne Ishwar Se Puchha:
Insaano Me Apke Sabse Nazdeek Kaun Hai?
Ishwar Ne Kaha:

Who Insaan Jiske Paas Badla Lene Ki Taqat Ho Aur Wo Fir Bhi Maaf Kar De..

(28)
Zindagi Me Sab Ke Saath Pyaar Se Rahena..
Kyuki Jab Koi Tumse Puchhe Ki ‘Kya Aap Pyaar Me Ho?

Tab Tum Garv Se Keh Paoge Ki ‘Nahi Me Pyaar Mein Nahi Hu, Pyaar Mere Mein He..’

(29)
Zindagi Me Do Chize Hamesha Tutne K Liye Hi Hoti He!
‘SANS’ Or ‘SAATH’..
Sans Tutne Se To Insaan Ek Hi Bar Marta He,

Par Kisika Saath Tutne Se Insaan Pal-Pal Marta He!

(30)
Zindagi Mein Bar-Bar Sahara Nahi Milta,
Bar-Bar Koi Pyaar Se Pyaara Nahi Milta,
He Jo Pass Use Sambhal Ke Rakhna,

Kho Kar Woh Fir Kabhi Dobara Nahi Milta..

(31)
Log Kahete He Ki Pyaar Ek Aisi Bimari He Jiski Koi Dava Nahi Hoti,

Hum Kahete He Ki Dhokha Ek Aisi Dava He Jo Ek Bar Kha Le Use Ye Bimari Dobara Nahi Hoti..

(32)
Sapney Or Lakshya Me Ek Hi Antaar He,
Sapne K Liye Bina Mehnat Ki Neend Chahiye..

Or Lakshya Ke Liye Bina Neend Ki Mehnat..

(33)
Life Mein Kuch Khona Pade To Ye 2 Line Jarur Rakhna:
1 – Jo Khoya He Uska Gum Nahi

2 – Jo Paya He Wo Bhi Kisi Se Kam Nahi..

(34)
Insaan Kehta Hai,
Agar Paisa Ho To Me Kuch Karke Dikhau..
Aur 
Paisa Kaheta Hai,

Tu Kuchh Kar Ke Dikha To Me Aau..

(35)
Swarth Se Rishte Banane Ki Kitni Bhi Koshish Karo Rishte Banenge Nahi,
Aur

Pyaar Se Bane Rishte Todne Ki Kitni Bhi Koshish Karo Rishte Tutenge Nahi”

(36)
Lafz Insaan K Gulam Hote Hain Magar, Bolne Se Pehle..
Aur

Bolne K Baad, Insaan Apne Lafzo Ka Gulam Ban Jata Hai..

(37)
Nice line:
“Tum Sach Bol Ke Kisi Ka DIL Tod Dena…

Magar Jhut Bol Ke Kisi Ko KHUSHI Mat Dena..!!

(38)
Insaan Ko Namak Ki Tarah Hona Chahiye..
Jo Khane Mein Rehta Hai Par Dikhai Nahi Deta,

Aur Agar Na Ho To Uski Kami Bahut Mehsus Hoti He..

(39)
Agar Log Sirf Jarurat Pe Aapko Yaad Karte Hai,
To Bura Mat Maniye, Garv Mehsus Kare,

‘Kyuki Aap 1 Roshni Ki Tarah Tab Yaad Aate Ho Jab Andhera Hota Hai..’

(40)
Insaan ko us waqt tak koi nahi hara sakta,
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‘Jab tak wo apne aap se na haar jaye..!!’